Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Summing up Gatlinburg Vacation

1        Fun night of catching up with mom and sister
1        Big fake out while eating lunch
1        Fabulous wife
2        Cool KFC's (one with buffett and another with an upstairs)
2        Hours at Hollywood Wax Museum
2        Half days of relaxation
2        Dvds watched in theater room
2.5     Hours at Magiquest
3        Awesome kids
4        Funny hats specially made for us at Dick's Last Resort
4        Hours at Wonderworks
4        Complete days of relaxation
7        Times eating out
14      Hours of driving
18      Holes of black light mini-golf
25      Dollars worth of arcade tokens
40      Dollars spent of the kid's friends' souveniers
100's  Smiles on the kid's faces
200    Entries into the hot tub
680    Miles round trip
2400  Tickets won in arcade
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  =    Priceless Vacation

Time is hard to come by

Wow. When I started this, I figured "Hey, take a couple minutes outta your day...post a couple of thoughts...bing, bang, boom, you're done...no biggie". Yeah, right. It's seems so simple to do, yet in reality, it's much harder. When you have thoughts in your head, you don't have time to post. When your mind is a blank, you have plenty of time. And of course, there's the times where you just don't feel like it. For anyone wondering why I haven't posted a blog lately (hahahahahaahaha....yeah right, again), I apologize.

Anyway, what is there to talk about? Sadly, not alot. But I will do what I can.

Speaking of sadly, some well known people in my old home town died this week. One of cancer, and the other of suicide. (On the subject of suicide, that is a real touchy thing with me. I will go into my real thoughts about that later due to the feelings of fellow classmates that are in pain right now. I will just say that doing that action makes me more mad than sad.) But it truly is terrible when someone a whole town knows passes away. It makes the town feel even smaller afterwards. Like a piece of it is now gone. My prayers go out to his family. I would never ever want to go through that.

Okay, let's quickly jump to a completely different subject altogether. People's laziness and how it affects me. I told ya I was gonna go off sometimes on my pet peeves so don't complain. It's summertime and what says more about summertime than mowing your lawn, or in this case the lack of  it. Why can't people get off their lazy butts and cut their own grass anymore? Yeah, I know what you are asking...how could this possibly affect me? Simple. Trucks pulling trailers with 3 tons of mowing and trimming equipment on back. You know it happens to you too. You are in a hurry somewhere and what pulls out in front of you (slowly might I add) but one of these monstrosities. I can't stand it. They drive 5 miles an hour for fear a hoe or something might fall off and Lord help us if they have to turn where you do. They need at least 1-2 miles between cars to feel like they can safely turn. Ooooooh, burns me up. Get outta the freaking way!!! Get a freakin real job!!! People, save your money and cut your own damn grass!!!

Okay, calm down.... . . . . . . . . okay, there. Anyway, some sad news and some anger issues. Ran the gambit today, I guess. Hopefully I will find time to write here again sometime soon....either that or I need to invent something like a time machine or wormhole maker or a time pauser to allow me more time to get on here. Of course, if I did any of those things, I would probably either be too rich or too busy using them for evil intentions to ever write on here. So, there goes that idea. Till next time.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Back from paradise....almost.

Yes, we are back from vacation in Gatlinburg. The "almost" part is the fact that I haven't the time to write a big post about the last week.....so calm down, hold ur horses, and be patient; for one is coming soon. Then you may celebrate the return of Mikey D. Pics will also accompany post when available. Glad to back, ya'll!!!! Till next time. (probably later today)

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Gatlinburg dreams

Gatlinburg, We'll see you soon!!!



You've been missed. Can't wait to catch up with your chair lifts, touristy souveneirs, and crazy fun attractions. Won't be long now!!!!

Some things we plan on doing there:






And one of the following things:




Anyway, see you there if you're also going....if not, till next time!

Grass greener or not?

Ever wonder this?



I swear my life is boring compared to some other people I know. But, boring is good sometimes. (Not sure if really is.......or just trying to make myself feel better)


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Blah, Blah, Blah

Yes....blah, blah, blah because I don't really have anything planned to write today, not that I ever have but most of the time I have things on my mind that I can go on.

Nice holiday yesterday with the fam fam...did the old hamburgers thing that is a pre-requisite for a successful Memorial Day it seems. Was yummy, as usual with anything I cook...

The countdown to Gatlinburg is at 3 days. We are slowly getting more excited and more excited the closer it comes. We still haven't made an itinerary but if the funds hold up (and doubt they will), we are gonna try to hit Ober Gatlinburg (awesome fun place on top of a mountain), Wonderworks (crazy upside down house with tons of fun activities for the kids....Google it), and MagiQuest (never done it but looks fun and interesting..think Harry Potter). But the main attraction is always the cabin. Can't wait to chill out up there. Btw, we're taking bets on the over/under on how long after we first walk in the cabin to when the first kid is in the hot tub.....I'm thinking around 8 minutes?!?!.....lol

Another perk of that trip is I get to see my birth mom and sister. You see, I was adopted when I was 3 and never really knew for sure until I was in my 20's or 30's that I was. My adopted mom (my real mom forever)passed away in 2007 and it was around that time that I found my biological mom and sister (with help from my wife). She lives about 4-5 hours away and it was a joy to finally meet them. I try to visit as much as I can but with a family life as hectic as mine, that isn't very often. I grew up an only child so it was cool to find out I had an actual sister. We also have a brother that was adopted out there somewhere but we don't know him or if he even knows he was adopted.

On a completely out in left park subject, I was just looking at one of those demotivational poster thingies and it was talking about the fact that a male lion can mate with a female lion 50 consecutive times a day for 3-5 days in a row. And it shown a picture of a girl with a sandwich saying that when a guy can do that, she will then make him a sandwich. Really???......really????.....think about that for a second. 50 consecutive times, 3-5 days in a row. I believe this is a prime example of "Be careful what you wish for...you may not want it"......lol

Anyway, that's enough blah, blah, blah for now. Till next time.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Lazy Sunday!!!!

Just a lazy crazy Sunday. Been relaxing so much that I forgot about my blog duties.

It's a quick one tonight.....

Just a quick reminder. Contrary to what a lot of people might think, tomorrow is not National Barbequeing Day....It's Memorial Day. Try to take a moment to appreciate what a lot of soldiers have given up over hundreds of years to defend this wonderful country. It's okay to bbq, just remember why we can bbq in freedom.

Btw, on a completely different subject, I hate this time of year. Nothing but reruns on the boob tube. Just had to get that off my chest. (haha, no pun intended with using boob and chest that close together...just a wonderful coincedence).

Also, a quick update on the countdown to departure day for Gatlinburg. We're now at 5 days and counting (4 if you don't count Friday, the day we're leaving). Aren't u excited for us?!?!?

Well, sorry for being quick and short tonight, but I got some macaroni and baked chicken calling my name....you know, like, on cartoons where the smell turns into a finger calling my nose over....yeah, just like that. Till next time.......

Friday, May 25, 2012

Too early?

I have only 3 blog posts so far.....Is it too early for me to be thinking this when socializing with friends?...hehehehehe

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Back From a Day Off of Blogging

Yes, I did not post anything on here yesterday...so sue me. We had plumbing problems in the shape of roots in our water sewer line the night before last at the Mikey D abode. Fear not, 1 day later and a little lighter in the wallet department, all is well again and we have liquid running again...yay!!!!

Learning this week that many of my friends are having marital problems. One of our friends has already split earlier this week from her husband and another couple are having many arguments and problems at their home. Let's hope that simmers down and works itself out. Having been in that position a few years ago myself, where I almost threw everything that meant anything to me down the drain, I know what it's like. But having gone through that, I now have a different attitude in my marriage that I think alot of people don't know until it's too late. Yes, I'm still lazy and still a little mean/hateful to my loving spouse but I know where to stop. In arguments, I know what's worth arguing about and what's petty. (And really, there isn't much worth arguing about in the big scheme of things.) The key to a successful marriage, and listen closely, is simple....communication. And I'm not just talking about talking. For example, if you get into an argument, you need to be able to stop, take a breath, turn off the anger for a few minutes (that's the key part ) and have a quiet, simple ADULT conversation and come to some kind of compromise.. That's all it is. I don't have to write a book about the secrets of staying with your wife/husband forever because it's not needed. All that is needed is that one piece of advice I gave to you above. I just saved you a bunch of reading....you're welcome. Oh and one more thing, Never ever be too proud to say I'm sorry (even if you don't think it's your fault). That one phrase can do wonders on getting past an argument.

Sadly, a local high school football coach got killed in a car crash earlier today. That's a tragedy in itself, but even worse was that his 10 year old son was also killed and his 7 year old son is in critical condition. I wasn't in the car so I don't know all the facts of what went on and why he did it, but the dad apparantly pulled out in front of a big truck. Now, I admit, sometimes you might not see something or something distracts you, but when you have your children in the car with you, the fact is you need to make doubly sure everything is clear before pulling into a road. It's a shame so many lives were loss in that accident that could have been avoided with just a little more caution given.

It's also celebration time for Mikey D. today. For today is my wife's last day of teaching school this year...yes, it sounds more like celebration for her, but hold up, my friend.....I will now no longer have those tough early morning wake-ups to make breakfast for 2 spoiled kids plus get dressed and ready a one year old. That, by itself, is cause for joy. I only have to take a 13 year old to school for about one more week and then I'm free to wake up, get myself ready, and head to work....life will be so simple...

Okay, getting off this thing now. Gotta live me some life. Till next time.....

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Nutshell Opens a Little More.

I'm back...2 posts in 2 days. Don't get used to it because you probably will be disappointed. Anyway, my life at the moment consists mainly of me counting down the days till we take our almost yearly family vacation to Gatlinburg, Tennessee. 9 days and counting till we leave on outta here. I love that little mountain town. And I love our cabin even more. Ahhh, the relaxing jets of the hot tub.  Mmmmm, the soothing surround sound of the movie theater room. Ohhh, the crisp sounds of our kids playing on the pool table. And don't forget the peaceful noises of nature.....Did I mention that I can't freakin wait? Oh well, that's 9 days away so let's try to put it out of my head or else it will never get here. Back to me, I know you are dying to know some of my favorite things. Where do we start? Since tv rules our house most of the time, I'll start there. I am a man of simple tastes. I like sitcoms, reality shows, and because I'm a kid at heart...cartoons. The rundown of my fave of faves goes like this, give or take a show or two: love Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Cougar Town, The Office, Rules of Engagement, Family Guy, American Dad, and Bob's Burgers. A couple of shows that don't fit those 3 categories that I love include American Horror Story (where did you go?) and my favorite of all shows at the moment, The Walking Dead (unbelievably awesome awesome show). Well, this information got boring fast. I will go over other faves at a later time. And don't worry.....you will soon get to hear me gripe about such things as elderly drivers, stupid people in the fast food drive thru, lawn care maintenance people, and other fun subjects. Maybe tomorrow idiots with deafening mufflers will get my wrath or maybe rednecks with 10 tennis balls on their antennas will get that pleasure....who knows? Till then.......

Monday, May 21, 2012

Step one: Meet Mikey D.

Hello to the one or two people out there that decide to read all about the world according to an unexciting, rather normal 40 year old married guy living in Alabama. First, let me tell you a little about myself. Like I said, I am happily married to my beautiful wife, Amy, and have been for the past 200....I mean, 14 years. (Slips of the tongue...they can be deadly). I have 3 awesome children......Dylan: 13, Megan: 7, and Madison: 1. Yeah, yeah...I know what you're saying..."Why are you punishing yourself?" or "What did you do so bad to deserve this hell?". Well, calm down. I actually did this on purpose. And about 21.5 hours of each day, I absolutely love it. The other 2.5 hours....well, we won't speak of that evil not worth speaking of. Now that you know as much as you need to know about me (at this time), I will explain what you are reading. My blog. Oh, you need to know more, huh?...ok, ok....The plan right now is to post as often as I can (which with 3 kids may not be that much) and let this be whatever it needs to be on that particular day. Tomorrow it might need to be just a journal of what happened in my boring little world that day. Another day, it might be a platform for my ramblings about my pet peeves (and I have plenty of them). Yet another day it may very well be my soapbox to preach on for some reason or another. So get ready to go on a wild and wooly adventure with me....well, maybe not wild and maybe not wooly, but definately something. Just get ready for a ride of some sort. Till next time.